Duncan, Duncan you big sap
get your napkin in your lap
round the mess hall you must go,
you must go, you must go
round the mess hall you must go
you are lazy.....go, go, go, go,

Duncan Duncan young and able
get your elbows off the table
round the mess hall you must go,
you must go. you must go
round the mess hall you must go
you are lazy.....go, go, go, go,